Who are you?

Maybe one of the scariest questions that can be asked, next to "what was that sound?" and "so like, what are we?" I'm Conrad Tree, a Pokemon professor in moderate-to-good standing with many Pokemon Leagues and banned from almost none of them.

What do you research?

P-... Pokemon. I thought that was covered.

No, like what's your specialization?

Oh, yeah. I'm focused on the culture of humans and Pokemon, how communities grow, what defines them, what draws them together around specific aspects of Pokemon.

What qualifies you to do this kind of research?

Literally I can do whatever I want.